children wake up early because they still get excited about life
this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here
You are not my design. — Will Graham and Anyone who has ever tried to use superglue (via nbchannibal)
I WANT TO SLOW CLAP HER SO MUCH
CAUSE HANNIBAL WAS OUT TO KILL HER
it is so hard to tell the difference between when i truly cannot stand everything about a specific person and when i’m like, a little hungry — Hallie Cantor (via collegehumor)
Your Joke of the Day from T.J. Miller. Watch the full clip here.
(Source: m.weheartit.com, via blazingonasunnyafternoon)
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker.
(Source: crackerswag, via blazingonasunnyafternoon)
me and my husband making our way to the buffet line
(Source: 4noptimisticpessimist, via blazingonasunnyafternoon)